Saied

Saied is a Sudanese member of the Centrist Chads. Sudanese nuts lmfao.

Early life

Saied was born in Sudan but was raised primarily in Canada and Oman, the latter being where he lives today. He was brought up in a Sunni Arab family but has since rejected Islam. In this specific instance, this was a huge mistake, not just for Saied, but for the world as a whole.

Thughunting

Saied is an afficionado of thugposting. Thugposting is essentially posting black gay porn and having an encyclopediac knowledge of a black gay porn subgenre called thughunting, which revolves around a black gay barbershop somewhere in the terrestial United States. The barbershop doesn't even exist anymore and the company that made the porn stopped making new films around 2013. This forms by far the bulk of Saied's posting and personality. He is extremely proud of his in-depth knowledge of thughunting lore.

Enjoying gay porn by yourself is one thing - we all do it, right? - but Saied enjoys forcing gay porn down our throats like the gay porn is his cock and our throats are our throats. Sometimes the gay porn will be hidden - he will post a video about a cat, or even straight porn, and it will suddenly transition to gay porn - but more recently he has become lazier and just started spamming gay porn. These group chats are not NSFW and neither is The Centrist Chads, and he has been asked multiple times to desist, but he persists nonetheless. He has been banned or temp banned multiple times, but always comes back to thugpost like some kind of fat gay perpetual motion machine. He does not really offer anything else to the group chats.

Saied - and other thugposters - often argue they are straight and simply amused by thugposting. This is roughly analogous to eating shit more than daily and telling people you only do it because you think it's funny and you are not into eating shit at all. Eat shit, Saied.

Hypothesis one

Some say that Saied spends his time posting literally thousands of gay porn gifs and images - on GC, Discord (to the point no one else even uses the Discord chat anymore) and formerly, the group itself not because he is gay but because he is so straight that gay porn doesn't even register to him as sexual, and the very concept of men having sex is hilarious to him, and he has to share that joke with people he sees as his friends. There is nothing more amusing to him than gay porn and that is why he spends the entirety of his free time studying it, talking about it and posting gifs, images and even videos of it to various chats. Life in Oman is boring ever since their cool gay sultan died and he doesn't have the time or physical fitness levels to adopt a more productive hobby even if such were available to him in Ibadi Central, but that doesn't mean a deeply-held love for gay porn makes him gay. In fact, if he were gay, he would be scared of being outed as gay, right? Especially in a conservative Arab society. So he would never post gay porn unless he was straight. This logic is essentially airtight. So you see, by using facts and logic we can empirically prove Saied is not gay.

Hypothesis two

Saied is gay.

Other activities

Seriously, the above is the vast majority of his free time. However, he does also claim to be obsessed with white women. This is plausible, as he is an Arab after all, but also implausible, as he is gay. Either way, even if he were not gay, he is 50 or 60 pounds off being even passably attractive to the average white woman, whereas an Arab lady would likely marry him because her father ordered her to. After all, Saied is a respectible engineer. Saied has repeatedly expressed a lack of interest in this arrangement, ie, the only arrangement likely to set him up with a woman, but he is totally not gay.

Saied is also a keen afficionado of marijuana and gaming, and that's pretty much it. Yes, it may be hard to believe, but the most interesting thing about him is, in fact, the gay porn.

Responding to Saied

Do not open any video sent to you by Saied unless you enjoy gay porn.

Career

Saied is almost finished studying to become an engineer. Once he graduates his aspiration is to move to Canada or another liberal country where people aren't too judgemental of gay people. That's not why he wants to move there though, he wants to move there for drugs and pussy. To be fair with his engineer salary he should be able to at least afford weed if not a decent hooker from time to time.

Emmi

The madlad once travelled across the entire globe just to meet up with some white girl and get a friendly hug from her, which is more than Alex ever got. Eat your heart out, Alex.

Teeth

He has amazing teeth. Seriously, I wish I had them. Such wonders have not been dreamt of in Britain for centuries.

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