Physiqueposting

Physiqueposting is the sport of kings and the law of the land in The Centrist Chads. It is the only valid way of winning an argument.

Rules of physiqueposting

The rules of physiqueposting are simple. Anyone can at any time unilaterally commence a physiqueposting challenge. However, no one can ever refuse to be part of physiqueposting. At any time, for any reason, a Chad can challenge another Chad to post physique. The correct terminology for the challenger is 'post physique,' directed at the receiving Chad. The receiving Chad then has 24 hours to post physique. This entitles the requester to ogle the other Chad's naked torso and there is nothing the other Chad can do about it. Once the receiving Chad posts physique, he is entitled (although may choose not) to demand the original Chad post physique. The first Chad then has 24 hours to post physique. Once both physiques are posted, the Chad with the superior physique is determined to have won the argument. Their opinion is deemed as valid. The other Chad is complimented nonetheless for posting physique but their opinion can be discarded. It is of no value. However, should the second Chad develop their physique to the point where it is better than the first Chad's, his opinion becomes correct, and the first Chad's becomes incorrect.

Failure to post physique

If within 24 hours one of the Chads declines to post physique for whatever reason, thus depriving everyone of the chance to see his sweaty, half-naked body, then jannies can be alerted. The Jannies can then ban the poster, or not. It's really up to them. If the poster is annoying or unknown they often will. But they might not. Who knows. No one has ever met a janny they actually liked.

Women

As is known, women are disadvantaged when it comes to posting physique because they have nothing between the ankles and eyebrows worth looking at. Therefore, if challenged, a female Chad, or Chadette, may opt instead to post Feet. No matter what the quality of physique, feet always beat physique and win the argument.

Why physiqueposting?

First of all, it is not gay to enjoy physiqueposting or demand other men get naked in general and then having a good long look at their naked bodies. It is just a question of Miring. Second of all, why would anyone listen to anything you have to say if you are not jacked and shredded? That is just stupid. If you're so smart, why did you waste all your time reading books and thinking instead of picking up heavy shit and putting it down? How smart do you have to be to realise 'pick up heavy thing, put down heavy thing, look better, more sex with hot guys?' Not very, you dipshit, so why haven't you figured it out yet? This is why no one wants to hear your opinion. Also I fucked your mum (she pegged me and is a lovely woman). End of discussion.

Responses to physiqueposing

If you lose a round of physiqueposting you have three options: