The Tragedy of Ludvig, the Horny

The Tragedy of Ludvig, the Horny is a composition retelling the characteristics, feats and trajectory of Ludvig, the Horny. It was composed in great style, eloquence and ability by none other than the prized and accomplished scholar Yacoub. The prose draws inspiration from the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the Wise.

Background

This tragedy was composed in light of certain events that took place in early 2021. Ludvig, the Horny, was being far hornier than usual, which sparked a harsh rebuttal and subsequent ban, endorsed by several jannies. Yacoub was emotionally moved by such an uncouth act and in his unending compassion decided to write a short prose that would immortalise Ludvig's acta in the group.

In the story, Ludvig is portrayed as "Coom Lord of the Swedes", given him being Swedish and his obsession over pornography which awards him the title of "coomer". It was well known that Ludvig was keen on "sponsoring" pornstars through OnlyFans. His long exposure to pornography made him skilful in identifying porn actresses, which would occasionally appear in TCC posts. His distinct nature was very well-known at that point, and created much group engagement. Ludvig would regularly get banned from the group by certain factions of members, only to be brought back by others. At the time of this composition he had been banned yet another time due to excessive horniness, which left his supporters powerless to act as he got expelled.

It was then adapted to video format, voiced by Yacoub with great ability, over the original Star Wars III scene where Chancellor Palpatine retells Anakin the tragedy of his mentor, Darth Plagueis.

The text

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Ludvig, the Horny?

I thought not, it's not a story the mods would tell you. It's a coomer legend. Ludvig was a Coom Lord of the Swedes, so powerful and so horny he could use his welfare nordbux to influence e-prostitutes to create... group engagement. He had such a knowledge of pornstars he could even keep the ones he cared about from not being identified in a gif.

The coomer side of the internet is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was developing erectile dysfunction - which, eventually, of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice stood idle while he got banned in his sleep.